If:
You've ever moved in front of a stream of vomit, because it's easier to change your clothes than clean the carpet.
You pick others' noses because their boogers are driving you crazy.
You have ever found boxes of pee in a bedroom.
You cannot take a shower in peace.
You can't remember the last time you had an entire night's sleep.
You sniff bums.
You have ever washed out small, poopy undies in a public toilet.
You get 'dressed up' when the Elders come for dinner, and that means brushing your hair and changing out of your sweats.
You are fluent in several foreign languages, one for each toddler.
People don't recognize you without your 'satellites'.
Yes, these are all true stories. Anyone else care to share?